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Metodo per diventare ricchi in una serata

So di essere in ritardo di ben quattro giorni, ma ho avuto un bel po’ di compiti arretrati da fare (come le 500 pagine di greco, sigh…). Questo post, infatti, avrei dovuto scriverlo il giorno di capodanno, in cui ho elaborato e testato (il tutto senza prevedere i felici esiti) il nuovo “metodo per diventare ricchi in una serata”, per l’appunto.

Siete rimasti a secco dopo le estenuanti partite al morto or settemmezzo ? You have contracted debts in stellar interests with your friends and family? Or are you just very, very stingy and do not want to shell out a penny loafers from these lies? Well, there is a solution to your problems. Or rather, there are two.

Solution No. 1 : ask for a loan Strozus! Strozus is your loan officer, the loan your friend! Money makes-us-to them all, and no guarantees! They just need to know your name ... and where your kids go to school.

If the first solution will not like it, here's

Solution No. 2 : equip yourself with acorns. Exactly, acorns. If anything, by chance, you were in a forest of oaks and your path was made by the legendary fruit for the squirrels and their cute hats (the acorns the squirrels do not), do not take them to kick! Do not collect them just to throw them to your friends! But above all, do not waste it by giving it as food to those topuncoli saltarami obese! No, no. Gather as much you can and keep them jealously in the pocket of the vest until next Christmas. And you are like me, use them instead of money.

You will not believe (or maybe yes, if you are a little 'touch) but the last 31, the subscriber here did not have a dime in his pocket. Mapper looking and searching, he found three beautiful hats and three acorns, in the absence of other resources, has decided to use to play at ' Assoassino . And because it's insane to write in third person, I tell you that after having suffered the sad loss of two of my acorns, I won.

is one of my acorns:

Oh joy! Oh jubilation! I won the beauty of playing with € 4.10 of acorns!

After this, I challenge anyone to deny that acorns are a good substitute for vile money.

However, if you are not yet convinced by the theory glandular (but you say that?), My first advice is highly recommended.

You can trust Strozus because Strozus in Latin means farmakleck , ambarachestu , spichiravo ... names for acafiuma , of \u200b\u200bcourse.

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For this post, I would like to thank a lot of people but in particular: the acorns (not just mine), Latin macaroni (including mine), lots of people, the inventor of the troll face, the inventor of acorns, and most recently, a dear friend whom I can not remember the name but I know it does and the '94 model. Greetings at home!