Monday, January 31, 2011

Down Load Format Undf

La dura vita di un/a patentando/a.

"The car has 4 wheels ... um ... False!"
(Fabrizio Corona examination of the license.
few weeks ago.)

Q UAL is the first thing a child says that the day of his eighteenth birthday ? No, non è " Evvai mai più visite di Pedobear !" ma è " Porca paletta, sì, ora posso prendere la patente !". 
Q uello che i neo-diciottenni non sanno, è che alla base di tutto ciò c'è un meccanismo subdolo che fa sembrare la cosa come estremamente seria , quando ti ritrovi con domande del tipo "Il segnale in figura preannuncia una fattoria in aperta campagna " (quello degli animali domestici) oppure "E' regolamentare trovare sulla pavimentazione una scritta di incoraggiamento per i corridori ciclisti " (N.d.A. sono tutte domande true! WEBpatente try on for yourself! XD).
O vviamente I said to myself: if they are legitimate interpretations similar why do not they? ... CODE!

The signal depicted calls for accelerating because the Dahaka is destroying the world.

The signal shown indicates the road so tender it cuts with a breadstick.



The signal depicted invites drivers to jump into the water.




In view of the signal in the figure, the bow-legged drivers are asked to change course.



The figure shows signal ban scoured.




The signal depicted heralds a possible transition of faceless men and head to toe. (BTW I really thought it was a child!)


The additional panel in the figure heralds the meeting of machines to grips with giant snowflakes.


In the presence of the signal can travel only shown the red cars and black, the other not worthy.



In the presence of signal in the figure, who comes from another time is requested to return.




The signal shape is addressed in particular to the sellers of roasted chestnuts.




In the presence of signal in the figure, drivers are invited to make a will, as they face the divine light.



, forget it!




In case of fire, a fire extinguisher sopraggiungerà giant to save everyone.




Whether you believe it or not, the signal in the figure means "Disco".




Who counts the animals in the picture, he won a seat on gas.




The signal in figure predicts an area frequented by masochists who like to be planted poles there- where-not-beat-the-sun.



signal in the figure indicates danger of running into floating fish.


V abe I think I will make a second bet. A LOL to you all, and a heartfelt farewell to racing cyclists disheartened!

PS KissMyMicia reached the 3000 visits! A "ieeee" group!

Friday, January 28, 2011

Tetralysal Induced Tinnitus

BANK WEAR - WEAR SUBMERGED - PROCESS Forli '

Normal 0 14 false false false

No reporter or reporter was present. The trial, heard witnesses and expert witnesses and a defendant who has decided to make statements, was adjourned until March 7, 2011 at 9 am always at the Criminal Court of Forlì.

Since this was an opportunity for those who preach these things in the abstract as to be able to attend criminal trials in Italy are public in general with some exceptions in camera, you can listen to the call heard by all parties concerned to detection and verification of the charges against them are reported all'usurarietà emerged in a ratio of current account and account advances in the performance of entrepreneurial activity, then any entrepreneur can affect the issue, but very few were present at the hearing on 24 January.

E 'hoped that besides wanting to push the victims of usury (remembering that there is wear on the bank) to the complaint, you can put in the condition of citizens and consumers and entrepreneurs to assist with prosecutions like the one taking place in Forlì in the Criminal Court with the next and perhaps final hearing to be held March 7, 2011 at 9 am, so that they can listen with their ears and see with their own eyes the proceedings.

Trials are public, is news of general interest, but the papers want to avoid giving the news and then deliberately concealed the news to the people.

If people do not know if anything is obvious that not attending, and will know the outcome based on what is written and said by others, but was removed from the right to be present personally through this sort of media cover-up.

Even SOS Company may participate, as well as the Hon. The Scilipoti, January 24 was absent.

Kijiji Edmonton-walltents

BANK WEAR - WEAR SUBMERGED - PROCESS Forli '

Normal 0

14

false false false

MicrosoftInternetExplorer4

Nessun giornalista o cronista era presente. Il processo, sentiti i testimoni ed i consulenti tecnici, nonché un imputato che ha ritenuto di rilasciare dichiarazioni, è stato aggiornato al 7 marzo 2011 alle ore 9 sempre presso il Tribunale penale di Forlì.

Siccome questa era una occasione per quanti predicano tali cose in astratto di poter presenziare in quanto i processi penali in italia in genere sono pubblici salvo qualche eccezione behind closed doors to hear the call heard by all parties concerned in the investigation and verification of the charges against them are reported all'usurarietà emerged in a ratio of current account and account advances in the performance of entrepreneurial activity , then to any entrepreneur can affect the issue, but very few were present at the hearing on 24 January.

E 'hoped that besides wanting to push the victims of usury (remembering that there is wear on the bank) to the complaint, you can put in the condition of citizens and consumers and entrepreneurs to assist with prosecutions like the one taking place in Forlì at the Criminal Court with the next and perhaps final hearing to be held March 7, 2011 at 9 am, so that they can listen with their ears and see with their own eyes the proceedings.

Trials are public, is news of general interest, but the papers want to avoid giving the news and then deliberately concealed the news to the people.

If people do not know if anything is obvious that not attending, and will know the outcome based on what is written and said by others, but was removed from the right to be present personally through this sort of media cover-up.

Even SOS Impresa può partecipare, così come pure l’On.le Scilipoti, il 24 gennaio era assente.

Normal

0 14

false

false false

MicrosoftInternetExplorer4

/* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Tabella normale"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;}

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Which Vlad Models Go Topless

Forlì - Process for aggravated usury bank against Banca Antonveneta

Normal

0

14

false false false

MicrosoftInternetExplorer4

/ * Style Definitions * / table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name: " Table Normal "mso-tstyle-rowband-size: 0; mso-tstyle-colband-size: 0; mso-style-noshow: yes; mso-style-parent:" "mso-padding-alt: 0in 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin: 0in; mso-para-margin-bottom: .0001 pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Times New Roman" mso- ansi-language: # 0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;}

/* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Tabella normale"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin: 0in; mso-para-margin-bottom: .0001 pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Times New Roman" mso-ansi-language: # 0400; mso-Fareast-language: # 0400; mso-bidi-language: # 0400;} not participating heads of newspapers and journalists, the typical consumer groups and anti-wear and anti-racket despite being a trial concerning the matter of usury banking, currently much touted by many, did not attend the Hon. The Scilipoti, even if invited.

The Court has postponed to March 7, 2011 at 9 am for the rest.

Many criminal cases are routinely kept constantly in the newspapers until the boredom and obsession, as well as on networks and private, this is a criminal trial like other criminal proceedings, but the media pretend to anything, they want to pass unnoticed, in defiance of the right information to citizens, entrepreneurs and consumers.

facebook Even close to the process has blocked an invitation that was not sinful and insulting anything and you certainly can not call this freedom of information and citizens' rights.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Magic Carpet Christmas Ornaments

L'ammore non ha religgione.

"Mo is taking us taste this ..."
(You on Me)


A you, brave readers. Ordunque, after many vicissitudes, we were able to go see " What a beautiful day." I regret to say, but again nothing beats the public, because, strangely, the average age was 45-50 again, plus a bunch of nerds we guessed as the Peppered mussels to breakfast. A mythical creature the nerd who goes to see Checco Zalone , understand? Well, in any case, the chair of neighbors did not fail to divert my attention radicedipiùpiùpiù times. Question: I always understood by the group of friends over 30 with the laughter of a macaque the hairdresser? "Ih-Ih-Ih-Ih," but that's so funny? These are the titles !


L a plot of the film at some points is similar to fall from the clouds ( if you have not seen, your eyes do not deserve even KissMyMicia ! XD): the protagonist, and cozzalo 'gnurante like few others, is Apulia (Alberobello this time, it seemed to understand), and from a family that for an outsider seems underworld : no, no so, in all the southern households is an uncle, a cousin, a relative who does policeman and makes you go all the fines, you and all your fellow citizens, without necessarily being part of the SCU. Why so all respect you!


I nsomma, this boy has been recommended to become a security officer to Duomo in Milan, where his family has roots, mom, dad, uncle, policeman and even his grandfather. Dead . Obviously, in the fall from the clouds he dedicated a song to uominisessuali , which are as they are the same as we in a local gay , What a beautiful day and has barred entry to the cathedral because it leads to the Dalai Lama the sockets . In fall from the clouds fell in love with the mythical Marika, daughter of ex-globalization a wonderful League (who if you forget the bulb with the ' spring water of the Po !), And what a beautiful day falls in love with a French mother bina that makes the terrorist . In the first door orecchiette lunch at the home of Marika, in the second invitation to dinner a group of Islamic terrorists , who sit at the table with his loving father, Italian soldier in Afghanistan.


L and jokes are of the same mold in both films: they scompisciare the same extent! LOL A + for the intervention of Caparezza , likeable, who with his band does covers of The Who, Iron, the Rolling Stones, rock, punk, psychedelic , are required? Grandfather Cirruzzo raises his hand. What confusioooone, because you will Amoo! And the crowd goes wild.


M ettendo by the ideals of radical-chic, I urge you all to go see it: I even like the idea of \u200b\u200bdemented film at the cinema, but came from a long and exhausting period, and last night I had fun and helped me to loosen the tension , because the film should not assist in this ? Yet I could not help but think about all the time: Wow, that guy is Capurso, I arrive at home I can walk in ten minutes, and - apparently, has earned more than Benigni, giving a good kick in the ass federalism ! ... But you saw a study Strunz !

Friday, January 21, 2011

Woodworm Pioneer Torch

WEAR BANK - LOCKED INVITOMESSAGGIO FACEBOOK FACEBOOK MESSAGE COMPLAINT COMPLAINT THAT CALL

v \\: * {behavior: url (# default # VML);} o \\: * {behavior: url (# default # VML);} w \\: * {behavior: url (# default # VML);}. shape {behavior: url (# default # VML);}

Normal

0 14

false false false

MicrosoftInternetExplorer4

/ * Style Definitions * / table. MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name: "Table Normal" mso-tstyle-rowband-size: 0; mso-tstyle-colband-size: 0; mso-style-noshow: yes; mso-style-parent: "" mso-padding-alt: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin: 0in; mso-para-margin-bottom: .0001 pt; mso -pagination: widow-orphan; font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Times New Roman" mso-ansi-language: # 0400; mso-Fareast-language: # 0400; mso-bidi-language: # 0400 ;}

Created by

Salvatore Germinario


More informazioniUSURA BANK & SUBMERGED


The h.9 24.01.2011, 30 at the Court of Forlì
begins the process WEAR BANK AGGRAVATED

against 2 ex + legal representatives of a bank branch manager Italian. Anyone interested may attend personally to see where the nest wear banking. Criminal trials are public and anyone can join.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8iJDnwLkPU


FACEBOOK USERS reported some content this message offensive.

These news stories are simple court.



began a criminal trial for aggravated usury banking and can affect every citizen and businessman, then you do not understand where are the offenses and against whom.


Some clarification Facebook could give it without hiding behind a finger.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Why Do I Have Long Gooey Strings In My Eyes

Catullo/Lesbia: Bad Romance

C the few certainties in life, but one is surely the sad end to someone who enters a room and recites the bartender: " a glass of water, or girl , I give! . Not to mention the debt in Italian student who dares to omit all punctuation in his sponte a class test, curable only with the marketing of their bodies. But, my dear friends, the good old Latin and Greek have done all his life, and for thousands and thousands of ways, and today we study them and consider them to be of extraordinary writers: no one doubts that they had great imagination, but because they ensure the poetic license, and we do not?


L is true that students who touches serve their sentence and the translation of the greek / or Latin soon realized that it had, then, the self-esteem by saying "No mom, I do not want to play the transverse flute , I want to go to classic", nor have they made a big deal. This You know, it's because these Greeks / Romans were the most playful: surely played
" TABOO PARTS-OF-SPEECH VERSION :
fun with your friends to write poems that are totally absent verbs ! Have you always wanted to write a blog with live updates of the oracles of the Pythia ™, without having to take care of common conjunctions and vulgar? Now you can ! Only 2 drachmas in most, the expansion "Move commas as you like!" To further confuse your readers and confirm your identity and more obscure author !
Attention is a product that causes υβρι s , ath and voluptas
For more information , contact the temple of Asclepius "

A ll'altro corner of the ring, we have other funny writers (usually those of drunken Greeks) who, however, were subject to shots of lightning generosity, which led them to stack with 3-4 terms the exact same meaning, or whole lines only consist of little words that all translated means "Well certainly, therefore, it no doubt, but then, however, then". Undisputed heroes, the legendary duo μεν and δε.
And these are the moments of hilarity! In short, all that means is, the maximum is taken for hendiadys (for the outsider, a kind of wild card). We speak rather of low blood sugar when you intercept a subjunctive, with the consequent panic when you notice that it is preceded by ut / ω s : now what? It will be a final, a strong-willed, a row, a comparative or a misprint? Yes ... from what t looks more like a curl, the Sigma may be a hat ... uh ... has blonde hair? E ' Bill?


U nce arbitrarily assigned a role at the junction remains, however, to translate the rest of the sentence. I bring you now the thoughts of an average medium student who faces a media release:
"Uhmz, try this in the dictionary ... ah mean" unusually cool "...* 3 rows below *... and also "free ride-boxes-of-state treacherously "...* panic *...vabè lo capirò dal contesto ! Andiamo avan...oddio!  deseocfilapeidws ??  Speriamo sia un avverbio! Ah finalmente il ver...* musica apocalittica in sottofondo *...per Giove! Per tutti i Numi! Perchè a me questa disgrazia? E'...è...un ottativo ! Qualunque cosa sia, vada per il condizionale ...e quello? * strizza gli occhi guadagnandosi un bonus di 2 gradi di miopia * E' aspro o è dolce? Ma perchè ho comprato il Rocci ?".  

I l finale, ora, is twofold:
1. " wonder which meant that ...* drum roll *... comrades, companions in misfortune, our troubles will end here ... there utter the phrase emphasizes the vocabulary ! * chorus of" * We are the champions "
2. " What what? passive pluperfect medium irregular result value ? Enough, I am filled with adhesive tape and I go Lady Gaga streets. Sorry, what you eat beef fillet ? I need it for the sleeves ! "


R isultato: il vero significato era " Cesare combatté valorosamente ", e tu hai tradotto " ebbene, quindi, pertanto, non solo il condottiero sia con una quantità non eccessivamente ridotta di valore guerriero sia si recò nel campo di battaglia ma anche senza dubbio ". Three is a magic number .
Fatto sta che, per chi esce dal classico e non prende due-tre lauree, l'unico lavoro disponibile è   fare la permanente ai ricci di mare . Allora, dov'è che l'hai messa la lacca ?


Sunday, January 9, 2011

Women Bottomless In Public

THE TOURIST - Desecrate mode: ON

" M a chi è sto burino?"
(Angelina Jolie su Raoul Bova)


C on un leggero ritardo, ieri sera la sottoscritta si è recata al cinema a vedere il film sovra-citato, perché non c'era posto per quello di Chezzo Zalone . No, vabè scherzo. Però, insomma, so. If you expected something along the lines of the post on Harry Potter I'm sorry (really ! ) but will not be: when you go to a movie a couple of weeks after it came out, now the girls and boys cozzaletti have seen it all , and "large " remain silent during the film. Think how boring. And I have not even taken the popcorn!

I the film is a classic post- cinepanettoni , comes with a pack chic and tasty , and a super-glamorous cast . The plot è fatta apposta per stimolare i succhi gastrici delle ragazzine e dei trentenni con la sindrome di Vin Diesel: una gran gnocca misteriosa e griffata che finisce su un treno, senza nemmeno una borsetta (e senza il biglietto, a quanto pare), frequentato solo da grandi uomini in carriera con la cravatta scura (probabilmente prelevati dalle fila di Abercrombie&Bitch ), e chi si va a scegliere? Lo sfigato che insegna matematica (perchè poi gli sfigati hanno SEMPRE a che fare con la matematica ?). Se, poi, i due sono Angelina Jolie e Johnny Depp, les jeux sont faits .


I nsomma, Jolie seems to have got a brand new pole to keep voisapetedove stuck for the duration of the film, with their side effects, what to say all the time things like "I am mysterious," "I shot me," I'm not serving anyone, "" My man is a criminal asshole "and" Look at my ass splits the screen. " Johnny Depp, before the end of the film, does-exactly-the sfigatone, who smokes cigarettes and reads electronic books in paperback, and it can not believe that he went over to tie your shoes a girl with two diamond earrings as big as of kidney stones. And the first part of the film is more-or-less the whole way. I would try not to mention the jokes incredibly sad, like the voracious-word game provocative.

D when they arrive in Venice a finely cleaned for the occasion, the film reaches the peak highest improbability: Christian De Sica is a very serious Commissioner that traps the little chap (among other things: Frank Tupelo that fucking name is that?) sell them to competitors, Marcorè Blacks that makes the receptionist to Danieli, Frassica which the sergeant, and Raul Bova we test with the Jolie - course - promptly sent home in white. No, not PES 2027, they did indeed, for reasons unknown.


V Orre now say a few words about the overt references: the first is the scene in which Depp escapes over the rooftops of Venice . Already do not remember something, right? If not, I am helping you. Quoted also by hooded Jolie. Eeeeeh, if they are looking for. According to reference, we are the final scene: "You have the highest face!" "I pulled up the son", "You have a different voice!" "I screamed like a cozzalo all the time!", "You've got the longest whiskers!" "I killed the barber." What do you remember? Red Riding Hood , of \u200b\u200bcourse.

S ì, in short, just to encourage you to go see it. Ah, kiss . Ah, it's actually the trickster Depp . Ops.

Testing Phiten Necklace

FORLI_BANCA_RINVIATA_A_GIUDIZIO

Friday, January 7, 2011

Pinnacle 150e Windows 7 Driver

38 Dicembre Duemiladieci.

Sao ko Kelle land for this purpose Kelle ki contain
thirty years the Possetto part Sancti Benedict.

[cit. bimbaminkiavolgarotta960]



Well, under the privilege conferred upon me, give my very low level of sanity and sense of humor, under the heading of this blog * (Bravo, you are the last visitor, you have won a ticket-no-return for the Galapagos!), lost in the vast Webbb, but we manage to bring all'attenzzzione world ("Professor, we do tonight?" "What we do every night, Pinky: [Announce pleased with the well-known statement statement] ") because of the high moral commitment that moves us, or that he may or So.
So diciuevo, by virtue of that privilegiuo, I feel obliged to force you now, beloved readers, to suffer the tragic consequences of involvement in a tragic drama, adapted from an anonymous manuscript, found the day after tomorrow, and we are sure will have a great success, starting yesterday.

The real tragedy?
Whether you've come here, pretty giuente.

* E'unmedicinalechepuòdare
Hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia. Nelcasodimanifestazionedelsintomoripeteteconnoi:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Precision Design Dslr300 Specs

Osservazioni ignorabili e personalissime sull'Istruzione (Italiana, e non) e sulla concezione di essa. Forse parte 1.

DISCLAIMER: I apologize to my colleague and all of you for having published a short distance from the last post, but I felt the need. I would also warn you that this will be a serious corner: if you are looking for easy laughs and argument overlay, however, does not interest you, quit and return safely to your business (which, however, is always, so I wrote obvious).
Before we begin, I would like to inform you, dear reader, I share your fear: I I'm afraid to write the usual platitudes on education, which is all wrong, I fear for my future, and so on. All the things we've heard a million times by people who wrote of them feel a million times, but he wanted to write the same. However I am of sound democratic principles, and the idea, then, that a chance should I have her, and who loves me follow me.
The final push to write me up was the study session this afternoon: Study the Alessandro Manzoni, and I must say that the flashes of lesson that I followed - I shall return to this sore point - I was a lot like (and is already so ...)! In short, excited tone, enthusiasm for the riots, the incitement of the masses, all strong stuff! Nothing but mercenaries and spinning! However, given the method of study to which we are moved - and I will come back on this - the Manzoni me are studied in the true sense of the word only today, and everything went great until I have become to the following paragraph (who does part of the class will raise his eyes to heaven) is taken from a popular textbook, at least in my part.
" With great clarity, he argues that the Church's origin is not human but divine, and then Christian morality must be measured on the ground absolute perfection and truth. Well, Catholic morality is superior to any secular morality because it is the only perfect being more real, more stable, more secure, not subject to historical relativity and variety of costumes. The proceedings consistent, polished, tightly argumentative (...)"
There was talk of the opera "Observations on Catholic morality." This leads (with too many words) to the first point: the excessive love of formalism. But step by step.
I was unpleasantly crowded out by the words given, because it seems to spicchino the flight of the size of any reasoning sliding, leading to the terrible scourge of forced greggismo (I do not know if I have made this word up myself, but clearly expresses the concept). To explain, I open a "small" parentheses: the study of the Catholic religion.
like to start from the huge-problem-in my opinion in this matter: the right to exempt itself. Those who know me best already turn up their nose I am also relieved, and today we expose the reasons publicly. I am personally convinced that the study of religion is absolutely necessary, and that-in contrast to the common view-shots on issues that do not dance restrict the discussion on the birth date of Jesus Christ, but who have very strong links with philosophy, and listen, listen-with-science, and all their derivatives. Present their views on whether or not an entity governments Ambaradan all this, and-if-its nature, is not just stand by as the Jehovah's Witnesses Christian or Buddhist or Muslim or faithful follower of Mary : already exist for this football team. I see it more as an amiable confrontation that take away from this kind of label, which is devoid of any injury and pull-out-for example, valid arguments on why you should distinguish the concept of "God" from the concept of "event" on the need to entrust the appearance of this planet God rather than to the Big Bang, or more general (but more complicated) human inner need to believe in something it's called "God." They are the first things that I have come to mind, but you could also talk about the history of religions, or arise because of the wars of religion. Believe me, I'm trying to express myself completely neutral in tone, not to reveal my own position on the issue. Because, dear reader, a position I have it, you've surely you too, and-although in some cases unwittingly, we have all others, except that it comes from the reflections of all private or otherwise derived from comparisons occurred outside the school. Which brings us back to where we started: we had the gift of the availability of school hours for one hour in debate on all these beautiful things and we do not, indeed there is even mentioned in a (little) less prosaic "if you want starvene home, just put a signature here." And I-rant that a quarter of an hour about what it would be useful in the classroom at the hour of "religion" - I put that signature. I put it because I, in past years, we are left in the hour class di religione, ma non ne ho ricavato nulla all’altezza delle mie aspettative. “Hai delle aspettative troppo alte”, si potrebbe rispondere: se le mie aspettative nei confronti dello studio della religione devono ridursi ad un’ora passata a fare i compiti per casa delle altre materie -causa allontanamento prolungato (pari all’ora stessa) dell’insegnante dall’aula-, oppure ad un’ora di chiacchiericcio e di lamentele sul numero e sull’origine delle malattie contratte o correntemente sopportate dall’insegnante appena citato, sono contenta del mio esonero. E non lo sono. Rispondo all’eventuale risposta “eh, ma non tutti gli insegnanti sono così”, dicendo che l’insegnante quest’anno è cambiato, e il fulcro delle discussioni si è spostato dalle malattie al mal d’Africa, o -in altri casi- al proprio indirizzo di residenza e ai problemi relazionali con la classe e/o con la propria massa grassa. Non escludo, chiaramente, che qualcuno con un po’ di sale in zucca che insegni religione ci sia, ma la mia personalissima esperienza non lo mette in evidenza, e con i miei compagni di classe siamo già in 17, con tutti i ragazzi con i nostri stessi insegnanti raggiungiamo un numero tale da provare la teoria dell’opinione comune, chiamiamolo pure pregiudizio, verso l’insegnamento fallace della religione, che comporta inevitabilmente un elevato tasso di esoneri: nella mia classe, come ho già got to say composed of 17 elements, 15 are exempted. Break, now a lance in favor of the teachers saying that is created without a doubt a vicious circle: "I treat it as an optional subject, I act accordingly, if they do not like what I do in my time, if they are to home. It 's all very, very sad.
As this brings us to the problem of formalism? Roundabout way, that is: I have talked a lot 'of any debate that there might be and instead there is not, and it is a problem in virtually all subjects. I know, I know, this history of critical debate is corny ... training delle coscienze individuali e critiche tramite il confronto di opinioni, lo dicono tutti! E sono ovviamente d’accordo, ma per non ammorbarvi (vabè...) tento, invece, per chiarirlo anche a me stessa, di capire cosa succede in classe per cui queste coscienze proprio non vogliono formarsi. La principale obiezione, la prediletta da tutti i docenti, è sicuramente “devo finire il programma e non c’ho tempo”. E, in effetti, è vero: nella maggior parte dei casi i programmi sembrano infiniti in confronto al tempo a disposizione. Ma la domanda è: chi li fa sti programmi? Chi decide quanto tempo dedicarsi a ciascun argomento? Non tirate fuori accuse di eresie o critiche simili, ma siate obiettivi: ci serve davvero spend a semester (mid-year guys talking about!) exclusively on Dante? Already I see all your comments (?) Claim that the 'huge importance of Dante, was an author even though the current incredibly lived centuries ago, one can not know. " There it is, the most infamous and most damaging phrase in which one might think: one can not know. Why? Because who knows by heart the songs of Dante 2:00 to 3:00 (I could do billions of other examples eh ...) appears immediately as the guardian of Earth science? Because who does not know the Pythagorean theorem is considered to be an idiot shut up? And why, instead, those who can not utter a word of English is not directed no criticism? Who decided what "you know" because their culture may be considered "sufficient"? And I do not pull out of the fray: I too have certain prejudices, and I want to get out of!
This is not to throw from the tower the "concepts": the job of a teacher is this, and if I go to a question of mathematics without knowing what the commutative property but reciting Shakespeare's Hamlet rubber with a skull in hand, at most I'm going back in place with 2 + for sympathy.
We have, however, I happen to be questioned in the Italian author X: X I just read an excerpt, go to the chair and analyze the themes, contents, do a complete and detailed discussion (and perhaps even interesting!) about my views on these themes, and maybe track revenue from the review of X on these issues, but I can not answer the question, "Yes, but where was X born?". Now, do not claim a kiss for this academic question, or say that I sent to place with 5, but because the eyes of enough?
Because let's face it-all-ALL we give more value to an established concept rather than a personal comment. The "written word" is everything that revolves around education. "Where is it written?", "Where did you read?", "Is there any authoritative critic who says that?" Never "You think you? And how did you come to mind? Tell. "
I was playing programs, and I must mention another thing to conclude.
What do you think if I say "class"? Honestly I would not have a clear idea in his head, but certainly would be different from a conference. The conferences are those where the expert comes in, all the cheering, clears the throat, a glass of water, the expert speaks, everyone is silent, the questions at the end thanks. Well, in our "lessons" every day (not all, eh, most ...) it happens that the professor comes in, everyone rises to his feet, makes the call, Fetch me the coffee, all are silent (because they know for previous experience will be of no interest to them), the professor talks about (not "explain", he speaks), guys, if there is no doubt at the end of the month, thanks. Well, umpf.
It follows a method of study to advance character education: the teacher spoke for three months and there was no way follow a word, I expect the question (vabè. .. the exam!) in two weeks, study it all by myself, and will be an infinite boredom. But it is obvious: in the classroom was not aroused in me the interest, curiosity about this subject, that if the book is finished and if it is considered a must-just-my luggage there must be a reason. Why has not happened in class, "then sit down and boys together this smontiamolo Virgil, analyze them piece by piece, he said this, what do you think?", There was "so young, Virgil was a great writer and had great models blablabla "Well if he had sucked with the cabbage that we would had to study! And the books, for what it says, certainly do not help.
All this to say: yes programs are long, there are many things to do, but:
  • Why is this a problem? There is much to learn it? Take it forward and complain negative anxiety and lets the little desire there is.
  • Instead of spending the time to praise Cicero or Gauss, take the key concepts and explains them, they can be removed, as I said before-and, in my opinion, it saves time and earns in other words. And, dear Professor, that's okay se non ci fate imparare tutti i titoli delle Operette Morali: questo non è propriamente imparare, è solo esercizio per la memoria.
  • Vorrei che il verbo “smontare” (che sto usando a profusione) fosse inteso anche nel senso più popolano del termine: guardiamoli un po’ dall’alto in basso questi personaggi, non trattiamoli come mostri sacri, sono sicura che il più di loro non se la sarebbe presa. Volete che a Diogene che mandò a quel paese Alessandro Magno gliene sarebbe fregato qualcosa se non avessimo saputo quando è vissuto?
Si avverte a volte da parte dei docenti anche il bisogno di manipolare il nostro time in extra-curricular time: do sports? Well, surely you do not study enough. I play the piano? You're a fine person, but you get the point where you do the taunt. Do you like to fuck around with friends in the square after the release? Surely you were not concentrated enough. Here comes the bang-on: a PON? Shame and dishonor on you.
guys who do not attend my own section must believe me: I have heard Professor negatively criticize colleagues for their efforts in the field of PON, very dear to me and very well known. This is the end of extra time to discuss the past and certainly not hot air, and you do if you know you can still study properly for the day following: no one would be so masochistic to do it on purpose is not talked about either. But if you're not stuck with the ass to the chair of the desk at least until you have hallucinations of Madonna dancing the twist, you have not studied enough.
So what do we have? We have a lot of distrust, so that each of us has a bar code as the packages of pasta. We have the prof spends a quarter of an hour a day to complete records, and another to complain. We only care that the upper floors of the school appear "clean and tidy", because money is scarce, and therefore the labs are all padlocked, or completely empty and useless: it is meglio tenere un microscopio sotto chiave, che cercare i soldi per ripararlo perchè si è rovinato per il troppo uso. Abbiamo che, però, tutti i computer hanno la webcam ed MSN installato. Abbiamo che per l’inaugurazione della biblioteca hanno invitato pure Briatore, ma ci puoi andare solo un’ora alla settimana (tra l’altro durante una lezione...) perchè tanta gente fa paura: si sono spesi tanti soldi per rimetterla a posto. Abbiamo che, però, la palestra ci cade a pezzi addosso, e che le condizioni igieniche siano discutibilissime. Abbiamo che per andare in bagno bisogna uscire da scuola e tornare a casa. Abbiamo che si può uscire da scuola e nessuno dice nulla! Abbiamo che andare al bar è il momento più good of the school day ... that we go to the bar one day, it will automatically also working lives.
We have a teacher out of ten is a great professor, but we would like that ten out of ten of us were a hard working day. We have that there is a lot to work on.

___________________________

Ok after this talk certainly useless, take this opportunity to thank of the 2000 visits, grazie! ^^
Probabilmente, se non mi linciate per la prima, arriverà la seconda parte, in cui presumo punterò il dito contro gli studenti dopo averne dette di tutti i colori contro i prof. Appena mi arriva l'ispirazione lo faccio, che poi basta aspettare la prossima assemblea di classe.
P.S. è chiaro che mi sono riferita esclusivamente alla scuola superiore perchè è quella che conosco meglio, tra qualche tempo probabilmente parlerò anche di Università. E temo quel tempo...Spero, inoltre, di non aver offeso nessuno: la mia unica intenzione era sfogare anni di insoddisfazione, non vorrei che ora mi odiassero tutti quanti XD
Ciao! :)