Monday, February 14, 2011

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San Valentino...San-Daniele e San-Bernardo.

" Tu :  Quella ragazza mi assomigliava ma era più grassa! Ti piaceva?


Il tuo ragazzo : Non sarebbe impreciso presumere che non potrei esattamente non dire che sia o non sia quasi parzialmente inesatto. È possibile, più o meno, che io non respinga del tutto l'idea, che in nessun modo, con qualunque dose d'incertezza, innegabilmente..."
(tipica conversazione tra innamorati)




G Ioia, Great joy and jubilation! E 'come Valentine ! The most beautiful day of the year, in the vicinity of which the producers of balloons and teddy bears that hug lick his whiskers and book the Cruise MSC for the whole family! And when Mr Baciperugina organizes banquets escort that, other than Papi, they call him grandfather, great-grandfather, founder and Padron 'Ntoni!
B eh, no. In reality it is something chilling. [ parentheses moralist ] In addition to being yet another manifestation of modern mass production and consumerism, such as Christmas and August, has brought a sense the same level as the elves of Santa Claus, has implications in the social field that would scare Jack Nicholson and his loving accepts . [ end brackets moralist ]
L let 's trade to lose the right for 14 couples who are lost in effusions Infrè that not even the tea is good here and it's good here when the rest of the dishes are flying, and concentrate the other driving force of our time. Yes, gentlemen, the old maids .


G Look at, this horde of bloodthirsty Assatanate would be capable of anything, even lose the monthly ritual sacrifice to Bacchus, just to have some men's wallet drain for Valentine's Day. So do not be surprised if, coming home with a bouquet of roses bigger than you, you met a tram on the corner, or if there is delivered to the teddy bear Trudi with an eye missing and pins up her hairy ass is sleeping guilty of invoices and apotropaic rites of the above!
M at what's behind this interesting phenomenon? Well, the very nature of women, of course. An argument that discourages even the most disciplined of psychologists: better to dance with the wolves that enter the CPTC (Provincial Circle Cutting & Sewing)!
O ra, to be female, I tell you that you can not understand what women want and why they do what they do, because ... I do not even know us. However, I can lead light in the driveway, with the same lantern of Virgil illuminated the path of humanity ( shame and dishonor on me ).




C tarting by saying that the blame for everything is to rely on Disney movies, especially those on the classical model of history of love between the prince and princess. So this raises in the mind of an innocent girl (that has been donated to the Nouvelle Cuisine, and go back to insist on this concept) the idea that a man can hide something more of four basic needs eat-sleep-fuck-eject . And, above all, leads the girls, who then grow into teenagers who made the picture in front of the mirror with the crown of the head Piknik, to dream fairy appointments, with dinner by candlelight at the Hilton with sea views, stroll on carpet, or-alternatively-a miserable Lamborghini, together with a simple diamantino by Tiffany 70k to share the link on facebook with the teal box. Here, girls, I'm sorry, but unless they participate in many bunga-bunga receive the loyalty card, this does not happen NEVER .


E film in the truest sense of the word, we go to movies in general. What girl is not ever lose your head and ciribiricoccola for a guy who "does so" which "wants to be valued," which sends a message in a month and then does not respond, not wanting to go out alone with you because they're too busy? Well, dear friends and dear friends, I want to tell you that he does to make you jealous, because it has a mystical crisis , because that then you are missing and you want to contact you and you to know that he knows you know that you like but is too shy and refined to explicitly tell you ... is that there is shit .




bbene And yes, doubles, triples, quadruple jump-pike-with-meaning they see, understand and invent ONLY women. If a man says "No" is "No" if "has to do," very probably "has to do," if it asks you to go out there and test it with you ... well, I have bad news in Serbian . Sono le donne che vogliono dire "No" quando dicono "Sì", e vogliono dire "Sì" quando dicono "No", e quando dicono "No amore, fa niente, non è colpa tua" vi hanno già preparato le valigie. 


E per questo solo una ragazza può rimanerci male quando non riceve neanche un bigliettino per San Valentino: così non ha nessuno con cui lamentarsi perchè non le ha mandato -invece- un mazzo di fiori!
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I want to emphasize-as always-the ironic tone of the intervention:
boys from all over the world ... unite! No, joke.
Boys do not take it, I'm sure there is someone among you a bit 'fru-fru
which supersedes the four sacred duties.
And girls, do not be offended and do not stop, ever stop dreaming
is good cardio-vascular apparatus
and preserves at least the diopter carrots.
I take this opportunity to greet my friends old maids whom I so well,
and have figured out that the intervention was dedicated to them: D \u0026lt;3
And take this opportunity to greet my boyfriend, and to thank him because,
when I ask the fateful question "Do you find me fat?"
represses the desire to run away
and still stand my whining \u0026lt;3

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