Monday, February 28, 2011

Retirement Cartoons Maxine

Dimmi il tuo costume, e ti dirĂ² chi sei.

C Dear friends, dear friends, think a bit ', to give a little' of seriousness to this blog, today we talk about costumes Carnival! Ieeeee!


I or I'll see those women maybe my colleague, when he passes the stupid writer's block, think of those boys .


C tarting by saying that Carnival is not my favorite holiday. I actually is a bit 'on balls, and I hated as a child when he arrived this time and there were " balls "everywhere, and all that picciacchine" I dress by Sissi evvaii Siiiii . -_-". No But this is not the psychologist's couch, then we begin to dance !
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A llora, as appetizer, when a girl child is still for the occurrence claims, no ifs or buts, to have a dress cool and enviable for Carnival. Even for girls can identify some categories:

PRINCESS / FAIRY / FAIRY :
made especially for girls dreamers, hoping to meet the guy behind the fifth grade to which all drool dress prince. Unfortunately, his dreams are shattered when he sees with Power Ranger costume. prefers the pink and pastel colors, and do not take them out of the crown from the head or else put the brother in the washing machine. He certainly looked at too many Disney movies and NOT have bought the Nouvelle Cuisine.



POCAHONTAS / pirate :
For the girl- tomboy who wants to scream your unconventionality and originality: he does not know what to do with all those sequins and, if the mother does not prevent you from him by threatening to confiscate the Hot Wheels , would borrow the cool of the fifth grade Power Ranger costume . In reality there he spends a lot of time to play PES , so all the envy, but she can not care less, because it is a real tough ! Pfui!


WINX / BARBIE / ANY OTHER cartoon character:
Gentlemen, if you find one in front, fled : it is the most dangerous weapon of mass destruction of the XXI century. The few minutes a day you peel your TV, passes them to scream that her room is not enough fuchsia. A nightmare for family members and neighbors, who, in the vicinity of a visit, strangely all have a grandfather who has broken her hip to attend, a lawn to be cut, a roast in the oven, the last episode of Friends. You think you're fearless and immune to intimidation? Well, she can do anything.


C redete you've seen everything? Well, we're just beginning . E ', in fact, the time to see what these monsters evolve :

GATT / MINNIE:
In reality, behind the ears and tail there is a message such as "Look how are self-deprecating, they are actually a great chick, Kiss my ass ." The fact that there are no costumes cat swollen and hairy and the furballs says a lot. It 's very likely the evolution of mini- Winx possessed. We do not need to spend other words, the rest is easy to imagine.

OW:
The amount of CAT for those who actually have less charm my plaid, and hoped to enchant male individuals present with some shock to the lower belly. I'm sorry, dear male individuals, but all are statistically odalisques fat. It is probably the evolution of Princess, which then failed to combine anything with any Power Ranger .

HIPPY:
The second possibility for the evolution of Princess, and the only redemption of : his dreams are gone down the tube along with the last goldfish, but she has given up, fought, dug into itself ... and has given the magical powder .
pirate / pirate:
Sorry, but this is not the evolution of Pocahontas, but always the mini- Winx . Only this probably is enhanced with Pirates of the Caribbean, and is now believed Keira Knightley .

Nuns / Nurse:
Yet another evolution of the mini- Winx e. .. but I talk to do. Certainly inspire more Gertrude , which Maria Teresa of Calcutta.


WITCH:
So this is just a portrait of Princess , after passing the teenage years, look, gentlemen, follow. It should be better for Halloween , perhaps, but usually those convinced the reuse for Carnival.

O ra, all you're wondering ... and Pocahontas, little-girl tomboy ?
Well, it has evolved, too.


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Obviously, now, you write what you have clothes or you will put on you, eh! XD
Probably none will make the odalisque. What a disappointment.
odalisques, you too have a voice, let's hear!
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